Extreme Sensuality

Or not, as the case may be.  Balmoral 10k photos are up, and I did the usual ‘cringe before the photo loads’ thing.  Now I’ve posted about looking terrible in race photos before, but recently I’ve been trying to up my game.  Whenever I spot a camera, I try to take long, strong strides and wipe the grimace off my face.  Sometimes I opt for the ‘serious’ look, other times I attempt a smile.  I say attempt, because clearly there is a missing link between my brain and my face, because on Saturday, my smile mutated to this:

13% flattering

Amazing!  And after I went through the trouble to coordinate my top and my head scarf, THIS is what I look like.

At least in the other photo they managed to take, I look somewhat ‘dynamic’…

I’m the chick in blue – there were no quick outfit changes during the race.

Anyway.  ONE DAY I will look good in a race photo.  One day…