Garmin Haiku

Can’t run without you.
Heart-rate monitor so tight –
My favourite strap-on!

Seriously, it is not normal to be so in love with a piece of technology.  I feel lost without it (literally!).  I don’t know how I managed to run for so many years without being aware of its sheer magnificence.  Men with vibrating real dolls (don’t click on the link) don’t feel this kind of closeness!