Reasons why I am not in a particularly happy mood:
- My shins are still not letting me run very much. Or maybe it’s my calf? Either way, my lower leg has been experiencing a ridiculous amount of pain, so I have not run regularly since, like, November. Rest appears to have done nothing. My training for the Paris Marathon should have started this week. Awesome. On the plus side, my back, triceps, biceps, and shoulders are looking kind of buff (to me).
- I go back to work tomorrow. I have been off since the 22nd of December (a perk of being a teacher). I have grown accustomed to doing whatever the hell I want to. And daytime drinking.
- The scratch cards Ian bought tonight? Yeah, we didn’t win. And yes, I know how tacky scratch cards are.
In other news, my search term results never fail to bring a smile to my face:
*Regular readers: do not click on the links if you are at work/with your parents/not into seeing the outline of a dude’s junk in lycra.
EDIT: You’re all a bunch of perverts: