Well, after becoming a hit in Serbia (I think – my Croatian is not what you’d call fluent), and after being quoted in a national newspaper, it was only a matter of time before the BBC came after me. It seems their cheeky paparazzi caught me at the Kilt Run on Saturday and featured my face in their slideshow of Jubilee celebrations in Scotland!
Spotted!
Obviously I have been in touch with my parents to let them know that I will expect nothing less than pure white, 100% Egyptian cotton sheets when I come to visit in October. They have also been informed that security will need to be beefed up during my stay to avoid being hounded by the Houston press.*
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to pre-autograph some photos to save myself time when the masses of fans come knocking at my door. **
* I got the feeling, somehow, that they weren’t really taking me seriously.
** Just in case there is any doubt whatsoever, I’m joking.
“** Just in case there is any doubt whatsoever, I’m joking.”
You joke but one day an overly earnest man named Granilo is going to knock on your door and propose.
Your life is now changed forever, expect a call from Hello next!
So this serbia thing is hilarious BTW but I have a totally random question for you. I feel like a tard but I can’t figure out how to get the daily mile thing on my page, help meeee (email: getinmabelly@gmail.com – don’t judge me)